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- Donkeys are very intelligent and have a lot of brayin’ power. 🧠🦙
- It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey. 🌟🐴
- A donkey walked into a bar and the barman greeted him with “Hey!”. The donkey said “Yes, please”. 🍺😂
- “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.” 🪨👍
- You will always make a donkey happy if you move a horse in as her neigh-bour. 🐴🐎
- “Oh my God you ate the princess!” 👑😱
- A man has ended up in hospital because he swallowed one of his son’s toy horses and three of his daughter’s toy donkeys. His kids are cross with him but the doctors have said his condition is stable. 🏥🚑
- My old man used to say that I would argue the hind leg of a donkey. If I didn’t agree with something, I wasn’t prepared to accept it. 🙅♂️🗣️
- “You definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something, ’cause your breath stinks!” 🚫😷
- When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible. 👻🐴
- A man took one of his colts to a restaurant for the first time but it ended in disaster; his stable manners were terrible, he kept acting the foal, and the last straw was when he refused the mane course. 🍽️🐎
- My grandfather was a very mystical guy who travelled from Argentina to Chile, across the mountains with a donkey, carrying the Torah. 🌍📜
- My donkey is a big NFL fan; he gets a real kick out of watching the Colts. 🏈😂
- I have always loved animals and groomed friends’ horses as a child. I think I may have even ridden the odd seaside donkey in my early years. 🐴🌊
- Dogs and other animals – goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster – continue to change my writing life. 🐶🐐
- If I can find time to play games, it’s console gaming. I don’t want to be plugged into my phone all the time. I’m waiting for the new Mario Kart to come out, but I’ve been playing Donkey Kong and Mario 3D World on the Wii U. 🎮🕹️
- A cross between a donkey and a motorcycle is known as a Yam-Hee-Haw. 🏍️🤣
- “Eeyore said, ‘Thanks for noticing me.’ Well, how could you not notice this cuteness?” 🐴😊
- “Donkey hair, don’t care.” 🦙💁♀️
- “Stubborn? Who, me? I’m just committed to my own way of doing things.” 🤨🐴
- “Just another day in paradise… if paradise was a field full of hay.” 🌾🌞
- “Who needs a gym when you’ve got donkey squats?” 🏋️♂️🦙
- “Why did the donkey cross the road? To show the chicken how it’s done!” 🐔🛣️
- “Hay there! Just stopping by to say hello.” 👋🌿
- “I’m not stubborn, I’m just on a permanent mission to get what I want.” 🎯😜
- “A donkey walked into a bar… No, seriously, he needed a drink after all that hard work!” 🍺😂
- “Who’s got big ears and loves carrots? This guy!” 🥕🐴
- “You call it stubborn, I call it determined.” 💪🐴
- “Feeling fancy with my natural mohawk.” 🎩🐴
- “Warning: Highly likely to steal your heart and your snacks.” 💖🍎
- “Living my best life one bray at a time.” 🐴🎉
- “Donkeys: Proof that good things come in stubborn packages.” 📦🐴
- “Just a little donkey having a hee-haw-some day.” 🌟🤣
- “Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a donkey in a field?” 🏇🌾
- “My life motto: Eat, sleep, bray, repeat.” 🍽️😴